Country Dictionary

squitter hoop

Your Arse hole. ring piece

"I shit so hard i ripped my squitter hoop."

Mr Blobby

A Mr Blobby is where you have sex with a girl who is on her period , and or make her bleed then cum in her and the resulting misxture of blood and semen is your mr blobby

J: Did you here that i Mr blobby'd that girl last night?
P: Thats sick

ropey old cunt

A leathery and rough old cunt.You might say a bit ropey.dopey old twat

DVD Chinaman:"you want animal?you want animal lovers 16?"
Grandad:"no thanks, the bird shagging the horse looks like she's got a bit of a ropey old cunt"