A fork of Rural Dictionary
nice way of saying you have your head in your ass. also known as H.I.A.S (head in ass syndrome)
"I know that our anniversary was today, but, I was having a cranial rectal inversion and I will make up for it this weekend."
When a male ejaculates into a females hands an she throws it all over her face like in dove soap commercials
Last night Adam dove soaped with his girlfriend from math class