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Singaporean friends with benefits

When you marry a friend for the sole purpose of being allowed to own your own house before the age of 35 in Singapore.

Male: "Man, My family's rules suck and I want to move out, but I'm not 35 yet!' Female: "Don't worry, We'll just do the ol' Singaporean friends with benefits."

Cumet

When a man cums into a condom, slings and YEETs it at a girl's face, hitting her like a cum comet.

Dude 1: " Yo, I was fucking this girl Karen and after we finished I totally hit her with a Cumet. " Dude 2: " Bro that's epic. " Dude 1: " Bro... "