A fork of Rural Dictionary
Term for : Ugly/Geeky people who think they Are the cutest thing alive & can get with anyone they want when in all reality no body likes them. pretty much just an Ugly conceited person whom nobody likes.
Girl: Ew, was that eddy over there just trying to hit on you?
Friend: ughh yeaa! he is suchh a cabbage patch. he thinks he's soo cool with his 99 cent pay-less shoes when no body even likes him, he doesn't even have any friends.
Girl: HA! i don't blame people for not wanting to be someone's friend who's THAT ugly & conceited!