Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Badcat

When a woman’s vagina gets vaginitis are vaginosis or just has a smell that does not get along with your chemistry

She was beautiful but she had a bad smell down there.
She has a badcate !!!
When a woman’s vagina gets vaginitis are vaginosis or just has a smell that does not get along with your chemistry

by Greenhans33 January 04, 2023

Phigots

People of any gender that only listen to phish and exclude others that didn’t tour in a school bud to watch phish all over the USA.

I didn’t get invited to the phish couch party because phish fans are all Phigots! They are all covid vaccinated sober now, and they really don’t like people that don’t know who Trey is.

by Greenhans33 March 14, 2022

Phigots

People of any gender that only listen to phish and exclude others that didn’t tour in a school bud to watch phish all over the USA.

I didn’t get invited to the phish couch party because phish fans are all Phigots! They are all covid vaccinated sober now, and they really don’t like people that don’t know who Trey is.

by Greenhans33 March 14, 2022

Denim monster

Any man or woman that wears denim jeans, denim shirt, and a usually a Levi’s denim jacket is a denim monster.
Often seen with a LoneStar beer at a rodeo- usually a spectator not a participant.

“We’re you at the PBR rodeo finals the other day?
There was a while section of denim monsters over by the beer garden.”

by Greenhans33 June 06, 2022

Denim Monster

Any man or woman that dresses head to toe in denim (often in multiple layers).

Did you go to the rodeo at the fairgrounds the other day?

There were Denim Monsters everywhere.

by Greenhans33 June 11, 2022

Covid-Cane

Covid-Cane: (Definition)

having at least a half a dozen symptoms of Covid-19 or covid-omnichron.

ie: congestion or Runny nose, sweats, sneezing fits, coughing/gagging, loss of smell in at least one nostril, bloody nose, insomnia, loss of appetite, diarrhea, trouble breathing in at least one nostril, fear of test results.

Damn bro, I had to see my PO and tested positive for c-c-covid-cane.

As soon as I got exposed to your covid-cane, I got diarrhea, runny nose, loss of appetite, and I couldn’t sleep all night.

by Greenhans33 January 02, 2022

phagggot

People of any gender and usually between the age of (43-50 years old) that “used to” tour all over the USA and the Whole World following Phish shows; now they just have exclusive “couch parties” to watch the Phish shows because not everyone is vaccinated.

Chad and Brad invited my GF to go to the Phish show, and I wasn’t invited because I don’t know who the hell “Trey” was. What a bunch of Phagggots!

by Greenhans33 March 14, 2022