Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

C U Next Time

The most discrete and family-friendly way to call someone a cunt. It goes with any day in general, unlike c u next Tuesday, which implies specifically to Tuesday.

Greg: C u next time. Constance: Ok.

by GregNelson29 April 27, 2023

Dick Assley

The man that dickrolled us with his shit song Never Gonna Fuck You Up.

Dick Assley: Never Gonna Fuck You Up. You: He just dickrolled us. Me: I see.

by GregNelson29 September 07, 2023

C U Next Thursday

No different from C U Next Tuesday or C U Next Time, a discrete and family-friendly way of calling someone a cunt.

Constance: C U Next Thursday at work. Greg: Ok thanks.

by GregNelson29 April 28, 2023

Christina Fapplegate

A hot actress that played Kelly Bumdy on the Fox shitcom Married With Children. Sadly, she has STDs.

Christina Fapplegate makes you wanna fap.

by GregNelson29 April 26, 2023

Fux News

What Fox News is now that they fired Fucker Carlson.

Gregory: Fox News sucks. Constance: I know, they shouldn't have fired Fucker Carlson. Gregory: Well I won't be watching Fux News anymore. Constance: Never again.

by GregNelson29 May 11, 2023

Hi Hoes

The phrase and song used by the 7 Dwarfs whenever the Kardashians walk by.

The 7 Dwarfs: Hi Hoes, Hi Hoes, It's Off to Where You Go.

by GregNelson29 April 01, 2023

Whorry Ballafante

The best Jamaican-American singer that ever lived. He was best known for his 1956 cover of Gay-O/The Banana Butt Song. He had big balls to play.

Whorry Ballafante: GAY-O! Me Say Gay-O. The Tarriers: Gaylight cumming, we want to go hoes.

by GregNelson29 April 26, 2023