Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

C U Next Thursday

No different from C U Next Tuesday or C U Next Time, a discrete and family-friendly way of calling someone a cunt.

Constance: C U Next Thursday at work. Greg: Ok thanks.

by GregNelson29 April 28, 2023

Christina Fapplegate

A hot actress that played Kelly Bumdy on the Fox shitcom Married With Children. Sadly, she has STDs.

Christina Fapplegate makes you wanna fap.

by GregNelson29 April 26, 2023

Fux News

What Fox News is now that they fired Fucker Carlson.

Gregory: Fox News sucks. Constance: I know, they shouldn't have fired Fucker Carlson. Gregory: Well I won't be watching Fux News anymore. Constance: Never again.

by GregNelson29 May 11, 2023

Hi Hoes

The phrase and song used by the 7 Dwarfs whenever the Kardashians walk by.

The 7 Dwarfs: Hi Hoes, Hi Hoes, It's Off to Where You Go.

by GregNelson29 April 01, 2023

Bootie and the Blowjob

An alternative country rock, blues, and grunge band containing members Darius Fucker, Mark Bryan, Dean Felber, and Jim Sonefel. Their music is some of the most seductive music you'll ever hear in alternative radio stations.

Bootie and the Blowjob: Only Wanna Be With You.

by GregNelson29 September 29, 2023

Whorry Styles

A motherfucker who always makes music while high about Watermelon Sugar.

Whorry Styles: Watermelon Sugar HIGH!

by GregNelson29 February 11, 2023

Catch U Next Thursday

An exciting way to call someone a cunt before the last day of the week.

Greg: Catch u next Thursday before we eat out. Constance: Thanks.

by GregNelson29 May 10, 2023