A fork of Rural Dictionary
The sexiest Latina. Has an ass so big you can't take your eyes off of her. Her ass bounces and jiggles around whenever she walks, sings, dances and performs. She's the queen of Latin poop.
Gregory: Gloria Asstefan has the best ass of all Latinas. Gloria Asstefan: Turn the butt around.
A shit ton of semen/cum from someone who masturbates like crazy to attack predators for defense.
My friend attacked that rapist with masturbombs to protect me and the others.
A faucet so sparkly as to arouse people into pleasure when using it. It was exciting to look at, but fun to use. It cleaned dirt and even cum off of you.
The farrah faucet was the best faucet on Earth, but now it's gone.
The worst secretary of the United States of America.
Henry Pissinger pissed the U.S.A. off before Whorack Hoebama or Hoe Biden did.
A gangster who takes pills in Ibiza while hooking with his wife.
Mike Pussner: If I could write you a song to make you fall in love, I would already have you up under my ass, I used up all my dicks, I hope that you like piss, But, you probably won't, you think you're cooler than pee.
A Japanese and Fapanese fetish artist who cumposed music about her own sexual experiences and participated in the opening and ending theme songs of the TV anime Gu-Gu Ganmo under the name of Suzie Masturbara until her death on October 7th, 2004.
Miki Masturbara was the pornagraphic queen of J-pop.
An American psychedelic progressive glam pop rock band known for making music about hot bikini bitches making out and laying down partially or fully naked on the sand, soaking in the sun and cumming at the beach. Their best song is Good Vibrations, which implies the effects of good quality vibrators used to sexual arousal stimulation.
The Bitch Boys: I'm pickin' up good vibrations, she's giving me the excitations (oom bop bop).