Country Dictionary

A tight-fisted person who likes to kiss themselves in a mirror

I walked in on a Bingley in the shitter the other day, the dirty bastard was deep in a Bingley Kiss

A large coffee with large amounts of spit and jizz stirred in

Fuck me, that Bingley Special tasted a little funky

An excellent place for to get your balls fondled and your dick sucked for the same price as a meal deal.

Dave: ...And thats lunch, lets go to Winstons for a pint, pool & poke! Bobby: Too right, I need my balls washing..

Someone who likes to dig around in ass holes

Bobby: Dave, beware of that lad over there! He's a right Chutney Farmer...

Crusty shit pellets stuck to ass hair

Dave: Bloody hell my ass is itchy today. Bobby: It will be the Clag Nuts you scruffy bastard

To have a Mr Matey Bubble Bath with a large bear who constantly whispers inappropriate things in your ear whilst massaging your back.

Bobby: Dave, Friday Night Bath Night? Dave: OK, but stay above the waist this time!

Pepsi Cherry Max!

Pepsi Cherry Max is basically Aids In A Tin