Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

assman

Someone who periodically moons others

Jared has never gone a bus ride without mooning someone: what an assman.

by griff May 15, 2003

7 digit cake

money in 7 digits a hoes phone number

nigga if i make it big ima be bringin home that 7 digit cake u feel me? yo i picked up that 7 digit cake after 3 minutes on that hoe

by Griff July 02, 2004

chang bang

to be raped by a crowd of horny asians.

Holy shit! I just got chang banged!

by Griff May 08, 2005

nissify

to cast an aura of nissness on a particular person. If u know your boy has a tough situation on his hands..u can nissify him in the hopes that he will succeed and be niss in his task.

Dawg, before Dirty goes to talk to that girl i better nissify him...he hasnt taken a shower in weeks this is our only hope - I heard everytime Stern goes to kick an extra point this season coach Mac is gonna try to nissify him so he wont miss it

by griff August 13, 2006

permanoob

someone who is a noob at something but thinks that they are great, even though they have no chance of passing a level 8. (usually a real shit-talker) (prone to get angry when he loses i.e. always angry) (permenant noob status) see also noob n00b

Arthur is such a permanoob.

by GRIFF December 02, 2004

black jesus

nickname for mike vick

man u see black jesus on dat 60 yard run to win tha game?? damn and hes a QB

by Griff July 02, 2004

zaven

a short fat chode that tries to be athletic

this fuckin zaven cant touch no rim hes 5-4 240. ayo look at this zaven it takes him 24 minutes to run a mile.

by Griff July 02, 2004