Country Dictionary

A very common saying used by Generals in both World Wars. Every time they came up with a big plan, it was designed to end the war by Christmas and bring the boys home. Of course we all know that never happened. It was used so often that it became a joke.

Field Marshall Montgomery "Market Garden will be so successful it'll be over by Christmas". In reality, it went for more than another year. Good job Monty.

A psychedelic of the phenethylamine family which occurs naturally in certain cactuses. Contrary to popular belief it is very seldom found in pure chemical form due to the production difficulties and costs. In the hands of the open-minded and intelligent people it can be a great instrument for the exploration of the psyche.

The chemical name for mescaline is 3,4,5-trimethoxyphenethylamine

A word from Campbell River used instead of cocaine. Don't ask why, they're from The Riv, they don't know better.

Hey they have Gordy at the party! That ho just did a big line of Gordy

Cars such as the Lancer, Civic, Focuses, Cavilers and so on. Most are slow, weak econoboxes but with the simple addition of a 2 foot tall wing, fart can muffler and dozens of stickers it can easily do a 10 second 1/4 mile. These cars were unfortunatly made famous by The Fast and The Furious, or known to non Ricers as the worst movie ever. Often in these cars you'll see teens reving their engine as they pull up beside non sticker covered cars such as a GN, GT, Z-28 and then get their asses blown away by a car that has more displacement that my beer mug.

Me: There's some sport compact beside me. Why's he reving his engine? Sport Compact guy: vrum, vrum (sounds like a weed wacker) Common boooiii! I gats NAAWWWWWWSSS up in deeez byatch. Fo shizzle brah! Me: Fuck off *20 foot burnout* Sport compact guy: vrum vrum Hum... I should add a few more Type R stickers to my Caviler

(n) Also known as Gastric bypass surgery, a surgery that shrinks the size of ones stomache thuse forceing them to loose weight for a while, and instantly making them a hero.

Rosanne was fat as hell before she had Hero Surgery.

Hello. Used in instant messaging.

h1!

A wicked movie about the war between Vampyres and Lycans. Set in a timeless gothic city (budapest I think). The Vampyres are led by Victor and the Lycans by Lucian. Relativly low budget movie but it doesn't matter. Great cast, great action and Kate Beckensdale as Selene rocks!

Dude: Those are some wicked 9mm berettas Other Dude: Dude, this movie rocks!