Country Dictionary

1. Having sexual relations with the popular virtual pet, Tamagotchi. Can often result in battery leakage and electrocution. 2. One who prefers pixels over penis/pussy. 3. A fruit cake.

1. Bob: Oh Ichigotchi i didnt know you could bend like *that*! 2. Sally: I dont want to meet your daddy, i just want you in my caddy ;) Tamagotchi: *beep* 3. "Fruit Cakes 1/2 off! THIS WEEKEND ONLY!"

A person who can "hack" his way into a phone system, often to make free phone calls.

<GRiM> I am a phreaker <GRiM> I can make free international phone calls

Parking your car in contempt (this is when you see that two spots are free or even four, and park on all of them)

yeah... that...

A word with universal meaning developed by two masters of disguise while engaging battle upon the evil opposition in E.E. (Empire Earth for those ignorant boobs who ignore the fine art that is PC war)........................... you fools

1. Shit... that was some sphug.... 2. Sphug his ass!!! 3. Hey man... you want some sphug?? 4. Sphug you... BEE-OTCH!!! 5. Farva

Thanks for the reply. Thanks someone for graciously replying to a question they've posted in web-based forums.

TFTR That solved my problem just as you said.

A life and soul draining "room" where you spend far too much of your life. Often creates amazingly strong urges to either drink heavily or hang yourself. "Walls" make you think you're in a real office. You try to personalize your cubicle as much as you can to stave off the inevitable insanity which will result in not only the cubicle but also the workload which often comes with it.

Me: I had to spend the whole day in my cublicle. Friend: You need booze. Here's some beer.

A male who recieves sexual favours from other males in the United States Air Force. Usually for wooden pennies.

Orlyx: Hi, Im Orlyx, want me to suck your pole? Random Air Force guy: Okay. I can only pay with wooden pennies... Orlyx: It's a deal!!!