Country Dictionary

drop brown

To defecate, to crap. Biblically, to "cover one's feet."

Skippy had a unique goal-- to drop brown in every stall on campus.

Obama Rain Speech

a wet fart. Usually accompanied by the statement, "Marines, hold my umbrella!"

Wow, that was a real Obama Rain Speech! I had to stop and check my drawers.

Shoot Joint

To fight. Usually said accompanied by the motions of throwing punches.

When that guy said my car was a real piece of shit, I was ready to shoot joint right there!