Country Dictionary

SOTL

Shit On The Lens - Any foreign material adhering itself to the lens of a camera, usually appearing in the acquired image.

How long has Pamfila had that mole? It's not a mole its just SOTL.

Fitchoon

The sound uttered by the thrower of any object when it is tossed across the room or playing field and lands successfully in a trash basket, garbage receptacle, or its intended destination. An interjection. An excited exclamation of victory usually accompanied by the triumphant raising of a fist, high five or thumbs up.

The boy uttered "FITCHOON" through the silence of the room, as his wadded up assignments found their mark one afternoon.