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fuckkynashit

An exclamatory phrase used to express incredulity at a situation or a lack of understanding something. Often used at the end of a sentence that begins with “Wait...”.

“Wait, what? I can send GIFs with Tenor GIF Keyboard fine, but my phone won’t display them when I receive them? Fuckkynashit?!” “Wait, I’ve been texting you for six hours, and you finally respond when I mention food? Fuckkynashit?”

by GrumpyFox February 04, 2018

skrankle

Extreme Ebonics meaning (verb) "to sprinkle" or (noun) "sprinkle"

"Mm-mm, you need to skrankle some salt up in there!" "You bess hope some fairy dust will skrankle down on you and speed yo ass up!" "Get me a vanilla ice cream cone with some of them rainbow skrankles!"

by GrumpyFox June 07, 2016

slammed on brakes

To have such extreme skidmarks in one's underwear or pants that he or she must have "slammed on brakes."

*Notices guy up ahead with skidmarks on his pants* "Oh my God, dude, that guy must have really slammed on brakes!"

by GrumpyFox July 21, 2017

incredulity

(Noun) Being unable or unwilling to believe something, or a feeling of shock or surprise upon exposure to such a circumstance. Other forms: Alternate Noun: Incredulousness Adjective: Incredulous

Wife: “I’m pregnant.” Husband: *contorts facial expression into one of obvious incredulity* Husband: “We haven’t had sex in six months!”

by GrumpyFox February 04, 2018