A fork of Rural Dictionary
Noun. Female genitalia. Unoffensive juvenile slang
"Papa! I did a fart that went from my bum to my tweeties!'
Ejaculation in one's own pants, literally. Metaphorically used as an expression of ecstatic excitement.
"Did you just snow your dacks?" "You bet I did! I just had a massive trouser sneeze"
A spontaneous and frenzied sexual intercourse (or attempt thereof) without awareness or concern if sexual engagement is successful.
By the time he got his pants off he was already thrusting randomly in a rage of pure humph-a-dumph-dumpher
A bowl movement, jobbie, or crap session of such intensity that it is measured to the power of one million standard craps. Such is the magnitude and intensity of a mega grunty that it can be beyind the capability of the average colorectal system and therefore a mega grunty may need to be delivered by cesarean section. A mega gruntie can be both intense and satisfying and can therefore result in a backdoorgasm.
"Sorry to take so long, I was almost torn in half at the seams by a massive mega gruntie!"
A description of anything with attributes similar or comparable with those of excrement, turds or jobbie-plops.
"As I sat down in the passenger seat I immediately noticed a strong odour which I can best describe as being somewhat gruntesque." "It's possible that Grand-dad sat down on his sticky date pudding, but the stain on the back of his trousers looked a bit too gruntesque for my liking."
The act of passing diarrhea, usually whilst travelling abroad.
"How was Gary this morning?" "Oh, not too flash, he was on the shitter all night, pouring a Guinness well into the wee hours
She just sat with her legs up, pants down, and playing with her lightswitch until she squirt.