Country Dictionary

Big J

An affectionate title for a blowjob. A Big J is a "Big Job," Job being short for blowjob.

"Alright, eh, how bout a Big J?"

Cum Chow

Asian for "blowjob." In antiquity, the Asians would reserve this as a formal desert.

"Yes, Father, I would like some cum chow."

Happy Meal

When a girl chews and swallows during oral sex.

A city girl: "Would you like a five dollar happy meal?"