Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Gumby

A skinny-ass, whiny mouthed, cum-swallowing biznatch, with an addiction to fisting his own asshole.

"What the fuck Gumby, pass the fucking ball, stop ruining our entire fucking rugby team!"

by Gunt October 18, 2004

tunamelt

An unclean vagina. (derived from the combination of the joke: "Why don't you eat out your girlfriend in the Morning? Ever open up a grilled cheese sandwich?" and the famous fish-vagina connection)

I'm sorry baby, but I don't like this tunamelt, do you have peach cobbler instead?

by Gunt January 06, 2003

greaser

the activity of defecation (from greasy grunt)

I gotta go take a greaser. Did you hear my greaser?

by gunt January 09, 2003

peach cobbler

A pristine and fragrant vagina that resembles a halved and pitted peach in its texture, taste and fragrance.

I sure likes me a spoon of peach cobbler after dinner.

by Gunt January 06, 2003