Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Shit Finger

Where a man sticks his fingers up a girls ass.

-That bloke Scalesy stuck his fingers up a girls ass. - There fore he's a Shit Finger Bastard!

by GypsyBastard August 25, 2009

Volve

Definition: 1) A device which is flush fit towards something. 2) A Volve is something or someone that can not say words with al in properly. 3) A Volve is also something which can lite it up the inside of Gary Catt at Dunkeswell.

Examples: 1) A flush fit volve on a wheel. 2) Alpinestars (Olpinestars), French Alps (Olps), Italian Alps (Olps), Halfords (Holfords), Alcohol (Olcohol). 3) Lighting it up the inside of Catty, last lap, last corner to win the D plate at Dunkeswell.

by GypsyBastard August 25, 2009