A fork of Rural Dictionary
A boy who enjoys fingering his own asshole, and sometimes his ear.
Bryant and Matthew tell their parents that they are going to hang out together, but when they are with each other, they experiment with each other. They are both Bryasexual.
When someone is sexually attracted to new things.
Bryant loves to play with his new MacBook pro-2016. Matthew moans for new born children. Jason masturbates while staring at his newly grown fingernails. Beatrice Eagerly awaits for new Kickstarter campaigns to start just so that they can fulfil her sexual desires. All of these people are protosexual.
A human being who is both gyrosexual and pedosexual. They frequently kidnap children before having passionate sex with them.
Fred: I am a gyropedokidnapper Ben: Totally Tubular man
When someone gets a sliver up their anal cavity.
Matthew: I got a dinkle dong last night when Jason and I were making a new video for slapdaddy.com, and it really hurts. Jason: I was getting tired of fucking him, so I stuck a sliver up his ass. Billy: That is fucked up. I am going to go stick my cock in a blender. (Billy is bisexual)
someone who is addicted to using funnels. They will funnel things such as grapes and shit into their mouth, but they will also funnel them into their anal cavity, their belly button, their dickhole, their ear, and their nose. It gives them immense pleasure to funnel cum mixed with eals into their anal cavity, then they will crap it out into a bucket and funnel it into their dickhole.
fuck you delosexual
Derived from the word "Gyrosexual," meaning "lover of green penises. A gyro is someone who has a great passion for the color green.
Frank is an artist who only paints using the color green because he is a gyro.
1. matthew was ready so he whipped out his dinkle dwarf 2. matthew you are such a dinkle dwarf