Country Dictionary

Our fuckjng god that we pray to every day

Person 1; all praise the lord to baby yoda

When you have to Massage your grandmothers feet until u get fungus all over your hands

Grandmother: it’s time to trolligus Kid 1: what’s that Grandmother: it’s when u massage my feet till u get fungus on them Kid 1: ok

When fungus grows in your ball hair

Doctor: you have Lemus Person 1:what’s that? Doctor: it’s when fungus grows in your ball haif Person 1 : damn son

When a white boy gets forced to Poo in a letter box and steals all the mail in it

Person 1: u have to do a trofus White boy: it’s when I have to poo in a letter box and steal all the mail Person 1:yes

When you are playing with your big Willy and u have McDonald’s chips next to you and u shove the chip up ur penis hole and you can’t get it out

Person 1 : fuck I did a tramuna Mum: what’s that Person 1: it’s when u put a chip in ur penis hole and u can’t get it out

When he sticks his big African Willy in a chocolate cake

Person 1:damn he just did a trolummi Person 2: why did he stick his Willy in a cake Person 1: yea that’s a trolummi Person 2: ok

When you have to put your hand in someone’s bum hole and they have To diarrhoea all over your hand

Person 1: it’s time to bluga Person 2: it’s when u put ur hand in my bum and o diarrhoea all over it Person1: ok