Country Dictionary

Joel

A short chubby guy who likes to whack off to gorilla porn while playing fantasy football

"Gee, Joel is taking an awful long time to make his draft pick"?... "Yeah, he's probably watching the national geographic porn station again!!" .. " that's Joel for you" .

Lambert

N. A term for a grown man who calls in sick to work at least twice a week with lame excuses

Joe called in sick today again! His uncles cousin has hemhoroids and he needs to go pull them off What a Lambert!