Country Dictionary

Jizz in the Shizz

Basically slang for anal intercourse, also called Charlie and the chocolate factory

I just did the jizz in the shizz

Sicko Nut

When you listen to a song and you are fapping at the same time,

I had a massive sicko nut last night!

Post-nut regret

When you busted a nut yet you regret doing something I,e getting caught after ejaculating.

I had post-nut regret because my mom found me.

Why my pp hard?

This phenomenon usually occurs when watching something weird or epic.

Someone in a comment section said, "why my pp hard?" it was funny.

Nut Clog

Did you know, if you shower after you nut, it will solidify, go to the fucking doctor retard. It's gonna hurt, and can lead to urethra damage. Don't shower.

I had to go to the doctor to get a nut clog removed.