A fork of Rural Dictionary
Someone who consumes data in a compulsive and insane way.
We set up a BI program only to satisfy a few data gobblers!
The dried mixture of cum and shit sticking out of the annus the morning after getting anal sex.
John woke up with a terrible headeache and the uncomfy feeling of jerky seasoning stuck between his buttocks.
Stains of cum in the sheets of a bachelor, typically forming silhouettes of cats, dogs, Che Guevaras... you name it!
I am not going to sleep in that bed with those disgusting sheets full of wanky doodles!
Having a bondage sex activity with oneself whilst browsing kinky porn.
-Man I joined an orgy party last night...
John, the closest you've been to an orgy is the broadbondage session you had watching xvideos last Friday night.
When, after a huge urge to have a dump you deliver a midget turd.
I ate so much last night and yet this morning I just had a low pro poo.
Is the collection of reflected sounds from the burps of colleagues in an enclosure, specially in an office environment.
-The reburpberation from dudes like Ben is a rather undesirable property in an open plan office like this.
-Agree, the guy keeps drinking that Herbalife shit!
The spontaneous journey of an aussie through the wilderness of an unknown place, with the horrible craving for a clean toilette to release the massive turd that pushes to get out.
-Did you enjoy the visit to the Royal Gardens mate?
-That was a fucking turdabout for two hours man!