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The act of sexting a close relative. Derived from the word "incest"
X: (Sends sext) Who's your daddy, baby?
Y: Dad, I told you to quit it with the insext. It's kinda gross.
X: I heard that Joe got arrested for insext with his 17-year-old niece.
Y: What a mess.
Z: That's what BP said!
One who claims to be amazing at video games. What takes you ten tries to complete takes him one.
X: Man, level 10 is really tough. I spent all night trying to beat it.
Y: LOL, I finished that one on the first try.
X: Nice, Skill Warrior.
A variant of "that's what she said." Instead of referring to sexual connotations, it is used to refer to spending a lot of money, making a mess, or fucking up very badly. Arose after the 2010 BP oil leak in the Gulf of Mexico.
X: Oh man, I really screwed the pooch on that one.
Y: That's what BP said!
X: It's going to take me all day to clean this mess up.
Y: That's what BP said!
X: I'm paying tonight. The sky is the limit.
Y: That's what BP said!
Strange videos on Urban Dictionary that claim to be related to the term one searched for, but in actuality have no discernible connection to the search term.
X: I searched for "That's What BP Said" on UD and I got a video about a porcupine fish.
Y: Yeah, that's just UrbanDictionaryTube. You'll stop paying attention to it after the third time.
A common herb that grows in Internet-connected areas. When ground up and mixed with water, it posts a definition on Urban Dictionary about someone's best friend, ex-lover, or classmate. Exposure to Editorsbane is fatal to Urban Dictionary editors, and is responsible for 1,356,812 documented deaths.
X: Don't Publish, Don't Publish, Don't Publish, Don't Publish, Don't Publish, Don't Publish, Don't Publish, Don't Publish, Don't Publish, Don't Publish, Don't Publish, (silence)...
Y: Where did Mike go?
Z: Oh noes, he must have been exposed to Editorsbane! I told him not to be a hero, but just kept on reviewing definitions.
Y: That makes 1,356,813...
The greasy fingers one gets after eating at Chick-fil-A.
X: Hey, let me play with your i4.
Y: Hells no, not with your Chick-fil-Anges! It will take me forever to get rid of all that oil.
Z: That's what BP said!