A fork of Rural Dictionary
Acronym. Laughing my ass perpendicular. In this case, it means laughing so hard that one butt cheek ends up perpendicular to the other.
"Two men walk into a bar. The first man says, 'I'll have some H2O.' The second man says, 'I'll have some H2O too.' The second man died."
"LMAP!"
Noun. A perpetually agitated or disgruntled dwarf.
Dude, while I was playing Lord of the Rings Online, this stupid dorf sent me off on this stupid quest and grumbled when I came back with what he wanted.
Verb. The act of dying suddenly and painfully early esp. in the single digit episodes of a standard length series (about 26 episodes).
Dude, my phone just Kamina'd. I swear it was totally charged, like, 5 minutes ago.