A fork of Rural Dictionary
Taking a huge shit to the point that it makes your anus hurts for hours afterward.
A bit of a rip on Challenger's explosion due to a bad O-ring.
"Dude, all that Chinese buffet is going to make me blow my O-ring."
Guy 1 "Why are you walking like that? Did you just Blow an O-Ring? "
Guy 2 "Ate some nasty food the other night...God it hurts!"
(verb) Returning something that has broken or quit working a few months after purchase, whether one purchased it from Wal-Mart of not. This is due to Wal-Mart's return policy of don't ask, don't tell.
I totally Wal-Marted that vacuum after it clogged up and quit working on me.
Wal-Mart didn't take back the steam cleaner I bought after if died, so I bought a new one, threw the old one in the new box and returned it.
I needed a remote for just a day, so I bought one and Wal-Marted it the next day.