A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you whoop someone’s ass so bad that you force their little baby testicles up into their bowel system.
Keith Delivered a whoopstank to Denis so massive at fantasy today. I hope Denis is able to walk tomorrow… he better be, because he works for Keith and wouldn’t want another whoopstank to occur if he didn’t show up to work tomorrow.)
When you whoop someone’s ass so bad that you force their testicles up into their bowel system, causing a stank buying measure.
Keith delivered the whoopstank to Denis at fantasy today. I wonder if Denis will be able to walk tomorrow.
Darren went to kick an innocent pine bush and slipped on his ass like a little bitch. He landed on a pine tree and possibly dislocated his shoulder. There is conspiracy theories about the timeline since the pine tree that dislocated his shoulder was 20 ft away, further than logical for something that would dislocated his shoulder after trying to kick a bush less than 1 foot from the ground.
At Michaels wedding the Darren bush files occurred.