Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

crispy

adj. To be vibrant and lively, esp. for describing the elderly as such.

Virgil, an amazing 86 years old, is still working for my dad, and his mind is as clear as ever

by HappyHenry35 March 13, 2003

matriculate

verb: to enroll as a member of a body and especially of a college or university. (kind of sounds dirty, so it is good to use on dumb fucks who are fat and were only tshirts, also they want know the word b/c their being dumb keeps them from matriculating)

During the graduation ceremonies, Jack couldn't help but think of the first time that he and Stephanie matriculated.

by HappyHenry35 April 18, 2003

Ruben

The projected winner of American Idol.

"Did you watch American Idol last night?"
"Yes, that Ruben will most definetly win."

by HappyHenry35 May 10, 2003

no one

the correct answer to "Who built the Ark ? "

"Who built the Arc? No one! No one! "

by HappyHenry35 June 13, 2004

coffeedence

(n) - the pyschological feeling of empowerment one possesses from purchasing and drinking a Yuppie-style beverage.

Guy 1 : "I feel awesome! I can take on the day!"

Guy 2: "Considering you are holding that frozen mocha, sounds like you got some coffeedence!

by HappyHenry35 April 03, 2009

hershey highway

1. the road that leads to diabetes and obesity when taken.

Don't go down Hershey Highway. It has too many carbs.

by HappyHenry35 July 03, 2004

:(|)

:D word for josh.
used on the yahoo instant messanger.
also, used to express all the adjectives about josh.

:(|) is rich; therefore, girls that look like grandma's talk to him.

by HappyHenry35 April 18, 2003