A fork of Rural Dictionary
verb: to enroll as a member of a body and especially of a college or university. (kind of sounds dirty, so it is good to use on dumb fucks who are fat and were only tshirts, also they want know the word b/c their being dumb keeps them from matriculating)
During the graduation ceremonies, Jack couldn't help but think of the first time that he and Stephanie matriculated.
The projected winner of American Idol.
"Did you watch American Idol last night?"
"Yes, that Ruben will most definetly win."
(n) - the pyschological feeling of empowerment one possesses from purchasing and drinking a Yuppie-style beverage.
Guy 1 : "I feel awesome! I can take on the day!"
Guy 2: "Considering you are holding that frozen mocha, sounds like you got some coffeedence!
1. the road that leads to diabetes and obesity when taken.
Don't go down Hershey Highway. It has too many carbs.