Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Rubix cardi

A phychiatric in-patient term for a garment which is designed to restrict movement for one's own safety and/or the safety of others i.e a straight jacket. Rubix is a reference to the difficult to solve popular toy, the rubix cube

'How's Ted doing?'
'They bounced him up proper, with the whole rubix cardi and everything'

'ffffs Ted'

by HarleySlavedson November 01, 2017

Bucksterposition

OK people new official word: Bucksterposition

When you loose the lid for the extra virgin olive oil to the scary depths of the black bin, and are forced to filter the remainders into the type of receptical that you obvs going to have in abundance: empty pharmacutical grade wine and liquor bottles.

So, a Bucksterposition is when you have posh things in recepticals that are synonymous with homelessness or, industrial hooch in fancy things or events. E.g, a champaign flute of K cider on a punt.

"Look Hugh! Where'd that manky toothless old fucker nick that ffine fourty year old fortified port wine? Now there's a Bucksterposition if ever I saw one!"

by HarleySlavedson June 04, 2017

Bounced up

To be locked in a padded cell in a clinical environment for the safety of one's own/others

'How's Ted?'
'he's been bounced up again for the safety of his own/others'

by HarleySlavedson November 01, 2017

Hegelioturd

Someone who takes a side of the left/right political/ideological split.

Usually opinionated and gets aggressive about subjects including social justice, economy and law. Gets frustrated with 'the other lot' and can't step out of the dynamic.

Acts in ways that are awkward, narrow minded and pugnacious.

Hegal from Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel i.e the Hegelian Dialectic

Turd as in a peice of poo 💩

"MAKE ATLANTIS GREAT AGAIN"

"Don't be a Hegelioturd"

by HarleySlavedson March 13, 2019

Psychodiversity

Psychodiversity

Psycho: the psyche/mind
Diversity: varied or different

The acceptance or ideally embracing of people of many different or unique personalities, beliefs or mental states of being.

We should live in a culture which accepts all different types of people and their quirks. If we are to be a truly psychodiverse society, don't cross the street away from the man with the shirt on backwards singing stairway to heaven backwards, please. Psychodiversity man!

by HarleySlavedson September 29, 2017

Suicide porn

To look at dangerous objects or places and to fantasise over causing yourself harm/death using them. The warm feelings this brings up are phycholagically gratifying, rather than sexual.

Mmm the swords in this museum look so hecking sharp I can almost feel them on my beautiful skin taking the pain away... Suicide porn material all over the place, I must leave at once after staying a bit longer

by HarleySlavedson November 01, 2017

Gliffanny ziggit

Sudden mental disassociation

'... Sorry, was having a gliffanny ziggit there...'

by HarleySlavedson November 01, 2017