A fork of Rural Dictionary
One with SMS (Short Man Syndrome), when mixed with alcohol an Arthur has the tendancy to become violent. Arthurs tend to act tougher than they are to appear to an audience as ferocious. Arthur's are typically lazy but loud mouthed. They talk with their hands a lot and say stupid things.
Guy 1: Did you see James at the party last night, he was acting like an ass because he was drunk but he was saying some pretty stupid things.
Guy 2: Oh so it sounds like he was being a total Arthur then.
Guy 1: Yeah pretty much.
He's a fast mother fucker, not as fast as Gregory though. On a technicality Jayson Zayson is actually better looking than table saw mouth would have you believe. The gearing ratio for the zambogowoid cannot be off by more than .0045° for proper efficient but for the plaster tide. Now a Kenzo is the polar opposite of Jayson Zayson.
Update: he's fast because he ran a 19 mckenzie in under 13 scabs.
Jayson Zayson:
Definition: mint oil and puppy farts on a rainy day in September. Someone who is Zayson. Jayson. Fucking. Zayson.
Jason Zayson isn't as fast as Gregory
The belief that one was born in 1692 and was a witch. A Ginny thinks that they were burned at the steak, gangraped, and stoned. This was her past life, of course, in her presant life she thinks that everyone is out to get her and she is on a list.
Chick went totally psycho, she started doing drugs and giving $5 blowjobs during her stripper days. She is going Ginny.