A fork of Rural Dictionary
A military service academy graduate.
To convey to all those present that he was a West Point graduate, Major Talliafero lightly rapped his ring on the wooden conference table signaling to all present that did not already know so from toilet paper stuck to his shoe that he was a ringknocker, and thus worthy of respect.
A very obnoxious person, unlikeable in any way.
I tried to handle his complaint with courtesy but he kept acting like a #10 buttplug.
A combination of the words "frottage"( deriving sexual pleasure from rubbing one's clothed body up against another) and "protege" (collegue/co-worker). A frottege is a co-worker who is the office serial groper, particularly in narrow hallways, cubicle entrances and doorways.
Raul was unfairly referred to as a frottege; it was purely coincidential that whenever a woman was in a constricted office space he had to squeeze past her to attend to important corporate business.
A mild interjection suggesting disappointment.
Catshit! My draft number is 14...I'm either getting a Rhodes scholarship or wearing a dress to my induction physical in Little Rock.
The restless twitching of a muscle.
Herman experienced a jactitation in his loins and while in the strictest medical sense of the word this should have been an involuntary response like a tic, it had been manually induced.