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Catshit

A mistake, or something seen as bad or evil that someone tries to cover up and hide. Usually to maintain their reputation or avoid responsibility

The CIA is up to a lot of catshit these days.

by John Wayne the III January 15, 2023

catshit!

A juvenile phrase screamed at the top of your lungs in a sporting environment when you are encouraging your team members to 'catch' the ball. Often used in gym period to get away with swearing.

Kyle: "Catshit! Mark! Catshit!!!" Gym teacher: "What did you say?" Kyle: "I'm telling Mark to catch the ball sir."

by redyakuza June 10, 2009

catshit

Another word used to give the same meaning as "bullshit"

Hunter: I just got laid while playing Black Ops!! Colin: What?! That's catshit! I don't believe you.

by Shremco January 19, 2011

catshit

A mild interjection suggesting disappointment.

Catshit! My draft number is 14...I'm either getting a Rhodes scholarship or wearing a dress to my induction physical in Little Rock.

by harry flashman July 10, 2003

catshit

Used to indicate something good. Varies from food to weed.

Mike: Dude, you gonna eat that catshit? R: U like that catshit dude?

by Diggadedank07 October 14, 2009

Catshit Crazy

Someone who has absolutely nothing to lose and also owns a ton of cats. Catshit crazy people are different from regular crazy people because of their attitude, activities and amount of cats they own. A regular crazy person would shoot at a plane with a pistol. A catshit crazy person will jump off of one plane with a knife in their hands, onto another, break the glass and kill the pilot ... and land safely with atleast one cat in tow. In order to be truly catshit crazy the person must do the most outrageous things and still return safely without hurting one of their many cats.

crazy: throw a brick through your window catshit crazy: break up with a guy because he ate a cheeseburger before going to a bbq. Date a guy that works with your dad and plan your wedding after 3 dates. Contemplate breaking up with a guy you’re not even dating because he went to MSU.

by GPW September 13, 2011

Catshit on Toast

A name a cook gives to a meal they throw together at the last minute and the answer they give to everyone who asks the question "What's for Dinner"?

I wonder what Mom is cooking for dinner tonight? I sure hope it's not Catshit on Toast again.

by NonnaK February 24, 2011