A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you give a girl a creampie and wait for it to leak out. Then when it dries you feed it to her and piss in her mouth.
I gave Sheila a London Cream Tea last night!
This is when a man either: 1. Gets his cock licked and then fucks a girl so hard his cock feels 'fried' 2. Burns his cock during non-sexual activity and then gets a blowjob
1st Girl: Aahhh! Did you see him fuck Sophy! He must have a peanut brittle now! 2nd Girl: I know, right!
Someone who will not show their cock to anyone. They are often very sexy and have more than one girlfriend, but will not reveal or flash their cock anyway. This can make their girlfriends annoyed or sexually aggressive.
Johnny is such a wallnut. He never shows anyone his cock, not even Jessica.
During sex, when the man lays on top of the girl, the girl sprays milk onto the man's chest. The man lets it drip onto the girl and stirs it with his penis, sometimes masturbating into it, until he has a thick mixture on the girl's tits.
She needed a shower after Andrew gave her a custard cream.
When a chick gives a man a blowjob and has a mouth full of cum. She then chews the man's balls.
Sofia smiled as she heard Andrew screaming with pain and pleasure after a hard Butternut Crunch.
Either to: 1. Fuck a girl while walking somewhere 2. Fuck a random girl on the way to her house 3. Fuck a girl so hard it takes an hour for the cum to leak back out
Johnny was giving Mary a homerun on the way back from the bar.
1. When the girl needs to shit, the man creampies into the shit while its still in her ass cavity and then lets it all drip out. It looks like a coke float. 2. When a man sprays into a bag of cocaine and then feeds it to the girl.
Andrew gave me such a great Miami coke float this morning!