A fork of Rural Dictionary
to lie or make up an entire story involving something that never happened. Noun- a lie or totally made up story.
Matt- He says he is being recruited for archery. Nick- That is a total burns. Joe- He says he is stuck in traffic and will be here in an hour. Mike- He is burnsing. He will never show up.
The Bard surname of the worlds greatest bard Rabbie Burns or Robert Burns Scotlands Finest.
Burns Night is celebrated the world over
an old irish unit of measurement meaning several to many. It is usually used in conjunction with heavy drinking, as is our way.
"a Burns of us are going out for St Patty's tomorrow"
Burns can either be a last name. Defined as: Strong, Hopeful, Mysterious, Happy, Passionate, Daring, Loyal, Polite, Outgoing, Athletic. It can also mean that something is hot and it is scorching your fingers or leaving a red mark. Without the S it can be a diss to some people. Or the same thing as what definition 2 was just non-plurial.
EG #1. Do you know Chloe Burns? Shes a really nice person, she makes a loyal friend. I can tell her anything! EG #2. Ouch! The kettle's hot! It really burns my fingers!!!! EG #3. Shaggy: *eats scooby's sandwich* Scooby-Doo: Where could my sandwich have gone? It was just here 2 seconds ago! Shaggy: Burn! Scooby-Doo: You ate it! Shaggy: :) HeHe.
Description of an individuals severely bad mental condition, usually due to excessive drinking. Comes from the Famous "Jim Burns"...
"You were wasted last night... remember telling everyone they hated you? You had a touch of the Burns going there!"
An irritating pustule located in the taint region.
I woke next to this tranny I picked up last night and discovered a Burns.