A fork of Rural Dictionary
the greatest euphemism for sexual intercourse this world will ever know
bob: I met this girl last night and we really hit it off.
joe: Oh shit, did you park the beef bus in tuna town?
bob: Hell yeeaaaah! *highfives*
a contraction of the words constipation and consternation, the irrational fear brought on by the feeling of an abnormally large shit before defecating.
i had to take a shit yesterday, but it felt like it was gonna be huge and painful so I just sat on the toilet with my ass clenched, aka consterpation.
Created when indulging in a shower wank. When the hot water combines with one's seminal fluids and lube of choice, the sperm clumps and solidifies into sticky, semi-solid, gelatinous material which attaches to said individual's pubic hair and never truly goes down the drain.
I went to Jeff's house yesterday and took a shower. There was shower pudding in the drain.
Used as a phrase uttered when awkward conversation takes a turn for the worst, but can also be used whenever a nearby person points and diverts your attention to a snake-like object.
random dude: want to see my scab collection?
me: hey, look at that snake!
The YouTube jungle. A desolate zone littered with video uploads generally taken down within two weeks due to strange and/or NSFW content. The users have unintelligible names and post videos that make no sense.
bob: So I was watching anime on YouTube and somehow found this girl wearing a skunk mask and ripping farts on a dude's face.
joe: oh shit, you were on the weird part of YouTube again.