A fork of Rural Dictionary
Old Dominion University aka - Old Dirty University. An urban hellscape in norfuck virginia...one place you don't want to be after dark.... be prepared to sleep in your locked car.
guy: yo can you give me a ride to a party? his caucasian associate: groovy, wheres it at? guy: ODU, its beast! associate: Old Dity? Hell no, brother, i made that mistake once before... I'm damn sure not sleeping in my car again.
An all male college in southern virginia founded before the revolutionary war. A hampden-sydney man is white, rich, well bred, conservative, and drinks more beer than water. It is also fair to say that most Hampden-Sydney men get more play than any other group of guys in America. Sydney owns.
girl: I hear hes from hampden-sydney second girl: Whoa, he must have an enormous apparatus. girl: Oh dear yes! And a comparable bank roll! second girl: did he just kill a keg?
The greatest, cheapest, always-open, eating establishment tailored perfectly for the 3AM intoxication that begs for a hearty waffle or other breakfast food. Also effective in treating the 11AM hangover with "Hash Borwns All The Way".
guy: Brother, I got the munchies real bad right now... pong just emptied me. other guy: Time to Huddle Up! guy: Damn straight, Huddle House it is, you're driving.