Country Dictionary

Karen

an annoying bitch who walks into a restaurant and if you do so much as get her order wrong, she'll say: Can I speak to your manager? she also freaks out when someone says her kid(s) aren't that cute to look at. Ex: puppies and kittens are cute. Her kids: look like rotting sardines being pulled out of someone's ass while they poop.

Restaurant employee: sees Karen

Also Restaurant employee: time to initiate self-destruct

Nut

Hazenut

A walnut that is thrown at someone and it dazes them.

Peanut

A peanut is a type of food used at bars and sport’s games as well as a nut that some people develop an allergy to. Sometimes people call each other peanut.

“Hey dude, wanna go eat some peanuts?” Asked James. “Sure!” Said Brody

Ball sack

every guy in a 100 mile radius winces when someone else gets kicked right in between their legs

guy gets kicked in the ball sack:

every man ever: *winces*

Nose Bush

a bush that is located in your nose. It could also be a deadly disease where someone else's bush hair (pubic hair) in growing out of your nose like a mustache would, only hanging downwards from your nose.

I NEED TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL I HAVE A NOSE BUSH