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kellogg

(transitive verb): when someone with the most experience on a skydive takes a perfectly functioning jump made by a group of less-experienced skydivers and turns it to shit in a hurry

Brandon's 100th skydive was going perfectly until some asshat came along and kellogged the whole thing.

by HeWhoSpeaksTheTruth February 28, 2011

kellogg

(transitive verb): when someone with the most experience on a skydive takes a perfectly functioning jump made by a group of less-experienced skydivers and turns it to shit in a hurry

Brandon's 100th skydive was going perfectly until some asshat came along and kellogged the whole thing.

by HeWhoSpeaksTheTruth March 07, 2011