Country Dictionary

When you eat a food knowing that there will be serious consequences in the bathroom

SHELLFISH GIVE ME THE SHITS BUT IM GOING BALLS DEEP.
No the regret food will be too much

When ur GPS sound like a pubescent British child who has identity issues and who got kicked in the throat.

Turn left in 200 meters
Damn this shit a GayPS…Four more hours of this shit

When you dream that you do everything in your daily life, but you wake up after a 8 hour nap in the most awkward position.

Blippin out is magical.

That happened for real? I thought that was just a movie!

Cuban misile crisis had some tasty licks