Country Dictionary

Godsmack

The hardest bitchslap you'll ever fell in your entire life

Rob: After a argument with my lady-boss, she gave me a huge Godsmack, and man did it hurt Kim: (slaps Rob) You Fking Sexist.

DBL

Death By Laughter/ Died By Laughter

Wayne: Bro, I Heard You Got Rejected By May, How? Alex: I Tried To Talk To Her, But Before I Said A Word She Said "No" With A Hand Up All My Face Wayne: OMFG, DBL! Your Messed Up

Mara-ji-juana

1. a mentally retarded term and/or name for Marijuana. 2. Another name for the great God gift that only idiots use 3. Another name for a plant that people in the world loves

Marquasha: why do smoke that? Chris: Smoke what? Marquasha: Mara-Ji-Juana Chris: WTF, it's called Marijuana, not Mara-Ji-Juana *cough*retart*cough*