A fork of Rural Dictionary
A thin-skinned, non-triggering alternative to saying “quiz” or “test”
Okay class, time to review for our celebration of knowledge!
A potluck but for Christians who don’t believe in luck
P1: You going to the potbless at the Changs tonight?
P2: Wtf is a potbless?
P1: It’s a potluck. The Changs used to be Buddhist, but ever since they became Christians, they don’t like using the word luck.
P2: Uh, okay then.
A mixed-orientation marriage used to hide someone's sexual orientation; it can be done for religious reasons, reputation, preservation of things like your career or public image, etc. It is often a gay man marrying a gay woman.
"Brennan and Alyssa got married last week."
"Whoa! But I thought he was gay."
"He is, and so is she. But they're both Christians, so they got married."
"Oh, that's weird. What were the colors?"
"Lavender and rose, 'cause it was a 'lavender marriage'"
"Nice pun!"