A fork of Rural Dictionary
The protagonist in the best-selling fiction book of all time. Spolier Alert: Jesus dies. Also used as an exclamation of shock. It can be used with the conjuction of another word inserted between 'Jesus' and 'Christ'.
1) Reference to Bible Pastor: So have you accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Saviour? Jessica: Oh wait, you mean that dude with the beard who's the main character in that popular bullshit book where magic happens? That one? Nah... did you hear I'm officially atheist? 2) - Shock Ally: Did you hear Dan got into jail? Ben: Jesus Christ! How the hell'd that happen!? 3) In conjuction with another word. Tom: So what answer did you get for 5c on the maths homework? Olly: Jesus rollerblading Christ, I forgot we had homework! ----- Lolita: So... when's your birthday again? Beth: Jesus fucking Christ Lolita, how many times do I have to tell you?