Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

nutfield

1. A place full of gypsies driving horses down the street in a land rover. 2. A place where there are many fields (clue in the name). 3.A small, unknown place on a map that you will probably never find.

Joe: "Man! There are soooo many gypsies here it might aswell be a nutfield!"
Harry: "Nah man, this place is pretty well known. Hillsborough is more of a nutfield"
Matt: "Also, there ain't no fields here. They got rid of all them long ago"

by HenryEvansWillBeFound February 27, 2017

Geese

An interdimensional force of elite assassins who will kill anyone who speaks of them in the popular game of Cards Against Humanity

Bro1: Yo my friend got hit by Geese
Bro2: DON'T. You'll be next
Bro1: Oh shoot

by HenryEvansWillBeFound September 28, 2019

Matthew

A fucking amazing jerkbag full of dick head comments like "FUCK"

You are such a Matthew I can't even talk to u.

by HenryEvansWillBeFound May 06, 2017