A fork of Rural Dictionary
A large spazmoidic person who thinks because they put a line in their hair we will all forget he fucked a 15 year old and got her pregnant, no ones forgetting you mong
A- "Hey man did you watch Jeremy Kyle last night" B- "No I didn't catch it why?" A- "Well James Hepburn was on there with his old 15 year old girlfriend wanting a dna test for his twelve children" B- "Oh really haha"
Famous footballer caught for being a pedophile the use of his name being a different was to call someone a nonce
"Did you hear James Hepburn shagged a 15 year old" "Yep he's an Adam Johnson"