Country Dictionary

(n) The hole in the penis from which urine or semen emerge.

The catheter had made his slindle sore.

(n) A sports car or any other flashy car intended to serve as an attractant for females.

He cruised the streets in his red penis car, boom box blaring, searching for prey.

(n) Dandruff, especially a heavy or severe case.

He had crust all over the shoulders of his black suit.

(n) A stupid person. Originates from the fact that the wedge is a simple machine.

A wedge is the simplest tool known to man.

(n) A person who walks around in public wearing headphones or other technology on the head.

The wirehead was so immersed in her piped in music that she walked into the side of a bus.

(n) A louse, derived from the Malay word, kudu.

One of my classmates spread cooties to everyone in my second grade class.

(n) A common type of math word problem, usually a simple algebra problem involving lengths of fencing.

This is an example of a farmer brown: Farmer Brown wants to fence off a rectangular pen using the side of his barn as one side of the pen. If the barn is 300 feet long, and Farmer Brown has 1200 feet of fencing material, what are the lengths of the other sides and what is the area enclosed?