A fork of Rural Dictionary
A completely disgusting vaginal disease. Oh my god it will make you gag every time you think about it. The image will haunt you. You will have nightmares. I can't even put it in to words, jfgi you'll find out everything... oh god I think I have to throw up now. Fuck that shit is gross ooooohh...
Facebook Chat: Bob: Hey man go 2 google and type in blue waffles then clik im feeling lucky... lol Joe: uhh ok wtv... Joe: AHHHHHH!!!! holy shit wtf!! thats not even funny!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!!!! Bob: ROFL!!!! Joe: HOLY FUCK!! WHY WOULD YOU DO TH Bob: haha omg this is hilarious!!!... uhh u still there? oh shit...
When two individuals conversate during the act of "taking a shit" in a public restroom.
Guy 1: Sorry dude I really have to take a crap. Guy 2: Alright go for it. (45 minutes later) Guy 2: Hey man, what took you so long? Guy 1: Oh sorry I was just having a really interesting Shit Talk with this guy in the bathroom about why glue doesn't stick to the inside of the bottle.
Men's Pre-Menstrual Syndrome PMS, but for men. It occurs when the man in the relationship receives an extreme overdose of female bitchiness, often resulting in massive headaches, heavy drinking, and short-term traumatization.
Man, John's really been hitting the bottle tonight Yeah he's got MPMS (pop) ...Did his brains just explode? Yeah, he gets it pretty bad, I hear he's having an affair with Hillary Clinton