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MPMS

Male PreMenstrual Syndrom. When a male has frequent mood swings, just like a girl on her period.

Example 1- Kevin is MPMSing again, i cant listen to him bitch anymore! Example 2- Have you talked to Kevin today? Nah, I'm trying to avoid his MPMS rage.

by betcccccchh (: April 22, 2010

MPMS

Men's Pre-Menstrual Syndrome PMS, but for men. It occurs when the man in the relationship receives an extreme overdose of female bitchiness, often resulting in massive headaches, heavy drinking, and short-term traumatization.

Man, John's really been hitting the bottle tonight Yeah he's got MPMS (pop) ...Did his brains just explode? Yeah, he gets it pretty bad, I hear he's having an affair with Hillary Clinton

by Heugh G. Reckshun March 29, 2010

MPM

Music, Parties, Money. A popular term in Central Los Angeles first coined by entertainer Party Kid Exclusive, MPM is a lifestyle choice that promotes listening to great music, partying with sexy people and making as much money you can. Pretty much live free and die young.

A: Hey man I got to study for midterms. B: Fuck that! MPM bro! You only live once. A: You're right! Fuck you Mr. Sims MPM all day! The two engage in drinking and sex with cheap women.

by Luther Blisette December 04, 2014

mpm

Stands for the Muffin Pie Man. Someone who gave up everything to be with his APA and sworn to love and protect his APA forever.

Never fear, MPM is here.

by applepieangel June 21, 2008

MPM

MPM is how much you use a certrain meme per minute.And it means "Meme Per Minute". MPM can be also "Memes Per Minute".Which is how many memes (any memes) you use per minute.

(In Discord chat) Dr.Monkfish: This is so sad... Christian The Non-Christian: Can we stop using this meme? Arroz Pandarosso: This is an excellent meme! Christian The Non-Christian: I used this meme in 4 MPM before.

by Crissbg1 August 29, 2018

mpm

Common typo for lol. Most of the time it happens when you don't look at the keyboard or when you are typing really fast :p Other common typos are kik and ;p;

person 1:HAHA lol person 2:HAHA that's some funny shit mpm person 2:lol*

by triforce228 March 08, 2009

Mpm

An mpm is a musty pussy muncher

"You into that mpm huh"

by KALEACCB February 04, 2022