A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you have a sweaty ball sack and slap it on your partner's forehead and then drag it all the way down to her chin.
Steve said to Ashley "Hey babe I just got back from the gym. Get ready you are about to receive a Sticky Slug and love it!"
It is when a woman takes her beef curtians and wraps them around the mouth and nose of their partner and renders them deceased.
Ashley was so furious with Steve that when he fell asleep, she squated over him and smoothered him with the roast beef assassin. But there are probably worse ways to go...
It is when a woman takes her beef curtians and wraps them around the mouth and nose of their partner and renders them decreased.
Ashley was so furious with Steve that when he fell asleep, she squated over him and smoothered him with the roast beef assassin. But there are probably worse ways to go...
When your unsuspecting partner is sleeping next to you. You start masturbating then sneak into position, and you ejaculate across their eyes.
Steve said to Ashley "I am going to give you a swimmers blindfold."