A fork of Rural Dictionary
National day of touchin hands. Hands most definitely must touch each other at least 52 times a day or a midget beats you with his lottery tickets.
Last night i only touched my moms hands 51 and i almost died from a midget on april 17
April 16 is a day of april, dont think about it too much
Human1- yo what day is it?Human2- its april 16